Time to put my education to good use 

Time to put my education to good use 

WHY CAN’T TECHNOLOGY MAKE WATERMELONS LIGHTER

WHY CAN’T TECHNOLOGY MAKE WATERMELONS LIGHTER

use all my underwear in 1 day

use all my underwear in 1 day

sunscreen is best smell bye if you don’t think so

sunscreen is best smell bye if you don’t think so

spoiler girl better at multitask because we sit when pee

spoiler girl better at multitask because we sit when pee

march 2012

march 2012

I DON’T CARE WHO YOU IS, IF YOU IS ON THE FLOOR, YOU IS GONNA BE VACUUMED 

“describe a near death experience”

“describe a near death experience”

occasionally glancing at the TV            watching a movie in a theater: 

occasionally glancing at the TV
            watching a movie in a theater: 

except I accept failure like this: