Time to put my education to good use
WHY CAN’T TECHNOLOGY MAKE WATERMELONS LIGHTER
use all my underwear in 1 day
sunscreen is best smell bye if you don’t think so
spoiler girl better at multitask because we sit when pee
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU IS, IF YOU IS ON THE FLOOR, YOU IS GONNA BE VACUUMED
“describe a near death experience”
occasionally glancing at the TV
watching a movie in a theater: 
except I accept failure like this: 